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これから何枚か出してるけどさあ何がウィータス最強の１曲かって問われたら俺はやっぱりこれだって言うんだよリアルガールとかレモネードとか大好きだけどやっぱこれなんだアメリカのプロムとかメタル不遇とかNWOBHMとかポイズンとかギークとかナードとかフットボーラーチアリーダー天皇クラン最上位とかさあ、仮に知識だけでも映画とか本で仕入れた知識だけでも知ってるとこの曲は泣けて泣けてしょうがないんだお前も泣けよ対訳して泣けよ中古CD屋巡って日本盤手に入れて歌詞読みながら聴いて泣けよ泣いちゃえよこんちくしょう！聴けよレモネード聴いてよリアルガール！あああこの曲はこの曲だけは何もかもウィーザーも何もかも全部ぶっちぎって永遠に破られねえんだよこんちくしょうなんだこれなんだこの曲未だにぐっとくるってべイビーメイビーウィズミーで泣くってなんなんだまじにほんとによおお！一文字も削れない歌詞ってのはこういう曲のことを言うんだ今酔っ払ってるから訳さないけど、訳すよ！いつか自分なりに訳すよ！

"Teenage Dirtbag"-WHEATUS

Her name is Noel
I have a dream about her
She rings my bell
I got gym class in half an hour
Oh how she rocks
In Keds and tube socks
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me

Her boyfriend's a dick
And he brings a gun to school
And he'd sI'mply kick
My ass if he knew the truth
He lives on my block
And he drives an Iroc
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me

Yeeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin
Yeeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin

Man I feel like mold
It's prom night and I am lonely
Low and behold
She's walking over to me
This must be fake
My lip starts to shake
How does she know who I am
And why does she give a damn about

I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe
I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby like you

Yeeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin
Yeeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin